“If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving only two of them”

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

“Labradors are lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning”

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges,
but they fit well."